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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2019 17:19:26 GMT
Find yerself a nice end space. Then take the piss by only using half of it.  |
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Post by Martin on Aug 22, 2019 8:11:15 GMT
This is the sort of parking I like   |
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Post by Roadsterstu on Aug 22, 2019 12:11:27 GMT
Nice
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Post by Bob Sacamano v2.0 on Aug 22, 2019 12:17:48 GMT
I can't blow the picture up , does it say "Disabled Parking"?
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Post by ChrisM on Aug 22, 2019 12:32:21 GMT
I can't blow the picture up , does it say "Disabled Parking"? Almost... you have to have a diamond member to park in those spaces......... |
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Post by Tim on Aug 22, 2019 13:34:39 GMT
I can't blow the picture up , does it say "Disabled Parking"? Almost... you have to have a diamond member to park in those spaces......... Wow, I bet that causes comment in the pub toilets! |
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Post by Bob Sacamano v2.0 on Aug 22, 2019 14:04:45 GMT
Almost... you have to have a diamond member to park in those spaces......... Wow, I bet that causes comment in the pub toilets! I bet he's as hard as nails (or better)! |
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Post by Martin on Aug 22, 2019 19:29:12 GMT
Just a proper Diamond!
Never mind all that, it’s the dent/ding free parking opposite the door and nicely covered by CCTV and lighting, in a hotel car park that was otherwise crammed with cars.
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Post by PetrolEd on Aug 23, 2019 14:35:41 GMT
Diamond member how spectacularly American.
I know that sort of stuff goes down very well in the US but always think us Brits get turned off rather then thinking we must stay at a Hilton to get my rewards
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Post by Martin on Aug 23, 2019 15:17:50 GMT
Diamond member how spectacularly American. I know that sort of stuff goes down very well in the US but always think us Brits get turned off rather then thinking we must stay at a Hilton to get my rewards Not bothered about the name or ‘status’, but when you stay away at least 2 nights a week and have one policy/rate allowance for everyone, the benefits are pretty good. Not bothered about getting a suite, but do appreciate the Exec Lounge access when they have one and free drinks / canapés help the meal allowance go a bit further! The other benefit is the free nights, it depends on where you stay and when but it can take as little 4-6 nights to get a free night or up to 12-15 for a London Hotel in one of their better brands. I’ve stayed 44 nights in the last 6 months. |
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Post by michael on Sept 17, 2019 9:25:04 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 9:37:42 GMT
Face - palm moment.
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Post by Bob Sacamano v2.0 on Sept 17, 2019 9:59:23 GMT
Skoda drivers eh?  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 10:36:39 GMT
A) the dimwit has painted the Skoda bit upside down
B) why don't they just remove the bit of fence and use the drive (I assume that is a garage behind?)
C) dickhead
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Post by Roadsterstu on Sept 17, 2019 12:04:27 GMT
Skoda drivers eh? To$$ers, aren't they? |
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Post by Roadsterstu on Sept 17, 2019 12:05:19 GMT
A) the dimwit has painted the Skoda bit upside down B) why don't they just remove the bit of fence and use the drive (I assume that is a garage behind?) C) dickhead A) dickhead B) dickhead C) dickhead |
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Post by Bob Sacamano v2.0 on Sept 17, 2019 12:44:12 GMT
Skoda drivers eh? To$$ers, aren't they? |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 13:15:21 GMT
I think the modern term is non parental donors but tossers for short.
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Post by Tim on Sept 24, 2019 12:50:36 GMT
Nipped out to get my lunch and spotted a Tesla Model X parked at the side of the street, facing oncoming traffic and at a jaunty angle with the back right wheel about a foot onto the pavement.
I suppose if you're going to drive something the size of a house while also trying to look cool wearing shades on a very dull day then piss poor parking is inevitable.
I bet he still feels smug about his planet saving credentials though.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2019 23:09:11 GMT
Nobber in the supermarket earlier.  |
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Post by Alex on Sept 29, 2019 21:24:21 GMT
Shouldn't even have driven it there seeing as its Mot expired in July and it failed its latest test on Friday.
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Post by bryan on Sept 29, 2019 21:43:47 GMT
Diamond member how spectacularly American. I know that sort of stuff goes down very well in the US but always think us Brits get turned off rather then thinking we must stay at a Hilton to get my rewards The free nights add up when you stay away a fair bit - I have 5 nights in Lisbon Hilton free gratis next year on the back of my points (plus a night in the Heathrow hilton travelling out) |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2019 22:23:57 GMT
Shouldn't even have driven it there seeing as its Mot expired in July and it failed its latest test on Friday. Well spotted. Owned by a prick, it seems. It has failed more MOTs that it has passed and there's often over a year between tests. I thought major defects nowadays meant that the car couldn't be driven away from the test centre? |
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Post by Tim on Sept 30, 2019 9:45:47 GMT
I was walking back to my car at the local Spar/filling station when a seriously lowered diesel Pug 308 with lime green wheels and loud exhaust pulled up.
Chubby, jogging bottom clad chav got out of the driver seat and left the engine running whereupon his chubby bird also hopped out and they went into the shop, engine still running.
As I walked past I spotted a baby in a car seat and a 5 year old (ish) standing up looking between the seats.
So anyone want a free car and 2 kids to hold to ransom?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2019 9:53:47 GMT
Maybe that's what they're hoping will happen and they'll tell the kidnappers to keep the lot!
They'll regret it once the remember they can't use the drive thru at Macca's anymore, though.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2019 10:00:32 GMT
I was walking back to my car at the local Spar/filling station when a seriously lowered diesel Pug 308 with lime green wheels and loud exhaust pulled up. Chubby, jogging bottom clad chav got out of the driver seat and left the engine running whereupon his chubby bird also hopped out and they went into the shop, engine still running. As I walked past I spotted a baby in a car seat and a 5 year old (ish) standing up looking between the seats. So anyone want a free car and 2 kids to hold to ransom? Probably wanting rid of both, a bit like my dad with his A-40. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2019 10:26:37 GMT
No where is out of bounds for cunts with no morals  |
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Post by Boxer6 on Oct 12, 2019 10:38:01 GMT
Fails the 'git plate' test too. Double-cunt!
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Post by Roadsterstu on Oct 15, 2019 9:06:05 GMT
Our village has grass verges between the pavement and road, like that. I gave absolutely no idea why these are used as parking, as it completely destroys the grass and turns it to mud. Personally I wish the council would bill them for the repairs.
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Post by LandieMark on Oct 16, 2019 8:49:38 GMT
Our old road had those and it was a narrow road built in the 30s. Absolutely nobody parked on the verges apart from the ignorant bitch in the rented house over the road - it sharp turned the verge outside her house into a mud pit. Most of the homeowners took pride in the verges and even mowed them when they mowed their own grass when the council made cutbacks to the number of mowing visits.
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