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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2018 22:57:30 GMT
Perhaps push it into a wall.
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Post by alf on Jun 14, 2018 11:09:05 GMT
I moved the van of a BT engineer who left it slap bang across the end of our drive on a Saturday morning once, blocking both cars on our drive. He was visiting a neighbour, why he could not park on or across their drive, I do not know! Anyway he left the keys in it, unlocked, so I started it up and moved it 10 yards down the road. Mrs ALF said there was a lot of sweating and arm waving when he found it had moved, but what did he expect?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2018 10:40:59 GMT
I would have moved it to a different street.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2018 22:41:51 GMT
Why TF would you not just get in to the edge of the road if you are going to abandon your car like that? Do these cretins think staying well away from the yellow lines means no fines? Or that people will look and think this car is actually driving because its in the road? It'll be the same cretins who think that by parking on the pavement or the verge, and not on the carriageway, that the double yellow lines don't apply to them either.  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2018 14:48:02 GMT
I couldn't be bothered to get nearer and take a better pic and used digital zoom instead, but the little grey box has been parked in the cycle track part of a width restriction. Also, if a car were to drive right up to where they're supposed to stop for oncoming vehicles the white BMW would probably be blocking their way. Asshats.  |
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Post by scouse on Aug 21, 2018 14:29:18 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2018 15:26:07 GMT
The problem with cars getting heavier is that, a bunch of people cannot just pick them up and walk off with them. Poor parking could result in your car being found over the nearest low wall, or in the pond.
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Post by Bob Sacamano v2.0 on Aug 21, 2018 15:53:21 GMT
I couldn't be bothered to get nearer and take a better pic and used digital zoom instead, but the little grey box has been parked in the cycle track part of a width restriction. Also, if a car were to drive right up to where they're supposed to stop for oncoming vehicles the white BMW would probably be blocking their way. Asshats. Which eejit thought it a good idea to narrow the road there anyway? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2018 17:39:29 GMT
No idea, but the cars parked all around it aren't really helping much with the visibility!
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Post by michael on Oct 15, 2018 21:18:51 GMT
A poverty spec Jag needs two spaces.  |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2018 13:37:39 GMT
Didn't seem happy to see his car being photographed as I was going in, and was bitching to someone about it when I came out. But didn't seem interested in me - was expecting a remonstration.
Seven spaces completely free and next to one another just fifteen paces away.
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Post by Blarno on Dec 4, 2018 15:30:06 GMT
That is some weapons grade twattishness right there.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2018 18:02:22 GMT
Why park in one road when you can park in two instead?  |
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Post by michael on Dec 6, 2018 22:07:24 GMT
I had a rather satisfying experience earlier. I’d stopoed in a town on route home from my parents to get some cash out. The parking spaces available were 45 degrees to the curb and the one available space had a 90s S Class a foot over the line. I was able to get close enough to the Merc and get the nose of my car tucked in with me able to exit as my door was still behind the car on the other side. As I left the car I noticed a fat bastard and his equally fat wife waddling to the Merc and sure enough it was theirs. In fairness he waited patiently while I faffed around getting my cash out and slowly strolled back to my car.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2018 21:57:45 GMT
I'd have remembered I needed milk and wandered off looking for some. Perhaps peruse a few magazines whilst in the shop.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2018 22:00:50 GMT
Just remembered I saw a van the other day and it had another one from the same company parked about 6 inches from the driver's door. Probably a jolly jape on a work colleague. You could look down the tiny gap and see that the mirrors had a coming together during the manoeuvre!
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Post by Roadsterstu on Dec 9, 2018 22:52:01 GMT
Didn't seem happy to see his car being photographed as I was going in, and was bitching to someone about it when I came out. But didn't seem interested in me - was expecting a remonstration.
Seven spaces completely free and next to one another just fifteen paces away.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2018 23:31:41 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 9:51:41 GMT
Brilliant.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2018 9:55:40 GMT
I don' geddit? Anyway, last night's double parking moron.  The silver Audi was also parked on double yellow lines (as it is most days). |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2019 12:41:28 GMT
Went to Tesco in Salisbury today and it has a ridiculous amount of disabled spaces outside. I counted seven cars in the 30 or so spaces that hadn't managed to park between the lines.
Also, when I got back to my car, some old giffer had parked diagonally across the next two spaces and had gone so far back in doing so that he'd gone between the posts and parked halfway on the pavement!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2019 16:48:22 GMT
I couldn't be bothered to get nearer and take a better pic and used digital zoom instead, but the little grey box has been parked in the cycle track part of a width restriction. Also, if a car were to drive right up to where they're supposed to stop for oncoming vehicles the white BMW would probably be blocking their way. Asshats. Just witnessed this set up in action. A Saab came off the roundabout and had to immediately stop to let a car coming the other way around both the width restriction and the white BMW et al. Pricks. If I'd been in the Saab I'd have carried on to where I was supposed to stop and see what kicked off. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2019 17:45:24 GMT
If there was ever a place for double yellow/red lines. This is one. As it is they no doubt feel justified parking where it is permitted.
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Post by Alex on Feb 4, 2019 20:48:15 GMT
They’ve started some works on a road that runs past an industrial estate in our village which has usually got a line of parked cars along it. On Friday evening they set out cones suspending parking, however midway along there was a 208 parked all weekend which I noticed was still there this morning when they were setting up the temporary lights. Apparently there’s been problems all day with cars getting stuck in the roadworks because as they pass through them they cannot get past the parked Peugeot and the line of cars queuing for the lights going the other way. I wonder if Openreach have the authority to get it towed tomorrow.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2019 6:25:57 GMT
Astra on double yellow lines that's probably been there all night. No traffic wardens at night innit.  |
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Post by Martin on Mar 1, 2019 14:12:17 GMT
The BMW is parked very nicely as you’d expect, not so the VW....  |
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Post by Tim on Mar 1, 2019 14:52:38 GMT
You either have very wide spaces there or the BMW is over the white line on the other side  |
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Post by ChrisM on Mar 1, 2019 15:14:40 GMT
The BMW is parked very nicely as you’d expect, not so the VW.... The BMW looks like its tyres need a wash........ |
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Post by Martin on Mar 1, 2019 15:31:11 GMT
The BMW is parked very nicely as you’d expect, not so the VW.... The BMW looks like its tyres need a wash........ It does. All thanks to a cross country journey from Stamford to Swindon, particularly driving past a quarry. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2019 17:00:23 GMT
The VW should be crushed.
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