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Post by michael on Mar 23, 2017 12:40:36 GMT
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Post by Boxer6 on Mar 23, 2017 13:15:56 GMT
Someone rally needs to redefine their notion of what constitutes a tragedy. What is doesn't encompass is whether or not someone can park their car or not FFS! |
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Post by Alex on Mar 23, 2017 18:15:52 GMT
The picture shows that there's plenty of space next to the XC90 if they just shuffled over and accepted that their car is considerably wider than the average car was when the property was built in the 70's. If they just showed a little consideration for each other I'm sure they'd be fine. But of course it's amazing how childish grown adults can become when it involves their precious parking space.
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Post by PG on Mar 23, 2017 18:51:56 GMT
I saw this in the newspaper and just though what a bunch of gits. But then, as said above, people can get very silly, very quickly over anything to do with properties - parking, access, gardens, boundaries, noise, trees, light. You name it, I'm sure somebody has been to court over it.
I wanted to add a rolling eyes smiley, but I can't work out which is which on the drop down menu above!! Any down with the kids people care to enlighten me?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2017 19:46:24 GMT
McSpadden has a exceedingly punchable face. Three houses, three spaces, what could be more simple? Measure available space, divide it into three. Idiots.
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Post by LandieMark on Mar 23, 2017 19:52:20 GMT
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Post by Roadsterstu on Mar 23, 2017 22:54:36 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 7:15:59 GMT
Am I missing something here? What is stopping McSpudface from parking 3ft to the right?
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Post by Alex on Mar 24, 2017 8:55:09 GMT
Am I missing something here? What is stopping McSpudface from parking 3ft to the right? His inflated sense of entitlement? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 18:28:09 GMT
The problem is one of common sense and logic, which is why there is a problem. I hope the judge awards a spanking to the two muppets who are acting the grandchildrens shoe size. Or perhaps smear their genitals with a concoction of mustard, chilli powder and bleech.
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Post by humphreythepug on Mar 25, 2017 20:07:31 GMT
Far too important to park in a designated space:  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 26, 2017 13:10:46 GMT
Money might not be able to buy you happiness, that is clearly evidenced. It also can't stop you looking like you hit every branch on your fall down the ugly tree either. |
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Post by Big Blue on Apr 1, 2017 10:48:46 GMT
Some kind of international champion of arse parking was in Tolworth M&S this morning  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 12:46:37 GMT
I had to tell my friend who bought a Toyota that he had missed a trick - buy an Audi and you get to own the road too...
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Post by Roadsterstu on Apr 3, 2017 8:18:14 GMT
Some numpty parked on our driveway last night. Until Mrs R went out and gave them what for.
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Post by Tim on Apr 3, 2017 12:26:27 GMT
Some kind of international champion of arse parking was in Tolworth M&S this morning That's asking for someone in a scabby 4x4 to park in the space to the right. |
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Post by LandieMark on Apr 3, 2017 14:42:11 GMT
I would have done.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2017 15:53:21 GMT
Nice logo, stu!
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Post by ChrisM on Apr 4, 2017 7:32:04 GMT
^
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Post by Roadsterstu on Apr 5, 2017 15:55:33 GMT
I'm afraid to report that it is on the back of the car as a sticker, too. Blarno has a Saab version. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 13:48:24 GMT
 I know it's not the end of the world, but look where the lines are - there are (or rather, were) two spaces, you simple-minded twatster... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 14:28:58 GMT
Is there anything wrong with parking on the other side of double yellow lines? I see it a lot around town where nobs park completely on the pavement or on grass verges where the road has DY lines. Stuff like here, where there are sometimes cars parked on the grass by the bus stop. Can't help noticing there's some asshole blocking the cycle path as usual, too!  Or this?  |
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Post by Bob Sacamano v2.0 on Apr 19, 2017 15:12:43 GMT
Parking restrictions apply both sides of yellow lines so you cannot park on the other side of them or on the verge.
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Post by Tim on Apr 19, 2017 15:31:21 GMT
I know it's not the end of the world, but look where the lines are - there are (or rather, were) two spaces, you simple-minded twatster... If only they'd parked properly then the Audi could've been there instead of on the wrong side of the road! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2017 17:31:03 GMT
Exactament!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2017 11:23:41 GMT
Those diagonal spaces over the road look like they'd make that little car park a tight squeeze. Anyways, back to moaning. The local Screwfix emporium that I seemed to be frequenting more and more often only has 4 parking spaces outside, so that means a Jaguar driving arse must be allowed to have two of them, right?!  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2017 11:25:22 GMT
Looking at it again, all three and a half cars are parked cuntily, aren't they!
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Post by Alex on Apr 20, 2017 12:29:45 GMT
But two are classified as LGV's, does that make a difference?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2017 13:56:01 GMT
Those diagonal spaces over the road look like they'd make that little car park a tight squeeze. Anyways, back to moaning. The local Screwfix emporium that I seemed to be frequenting more and more often only has 4 parking spaces outside, so that means a Jaguar driving arse must be allowed to have two of them, right?! I never park there. It's a dent-in-waiting... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2017 14:48:15 GMT
Where do you park then? A couple of weeks back you could get the dent before you arrived. Some of the land opposite is still undeveloped and there were pikeys camped there. The pikey brats were amusing themselves by throwing stones at passing cars. They've gone now, thank fuck. Just twigged that none of what I wrote makes sense as you weren't talking about Screwfix!  |
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