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Post by humphreythepug on May 15, 2017 5:49:42 GMT
I reported it to the DVLA via their online thingy, about a month ago, I've reported it again this morning, I had a look on our councils website and it directs you to the DVLA. Normally I would't bother, but it is taking up a very valuable space. Report it to the police then. See if the local neighbourhood team will shift it. DVLA can't cope, hence they shove it out to other agencies. As for the council, tell them it's abandoned. They have a statutory duty. I've just reported it the council as abandoned.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 8:24:26 GMT
It's a white Mercedes - you can park how the fuck you want...
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Post by humphreythepug on May 19, 2017 9:17:09 GMT
Git plate is obviously in the post!
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Post by michael on May 19, 2017 9:30:25 GMT
I think that is a git plate. Katies?
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2017 15:53:56 GMT
I'm sure they weren't making those back in 2005...
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Post by Martin on May 19, 2017 16:12:33 GMT
Surely it isnt a git plate if all is does is make the car look older? (Can't see if it's altered on my phone).
My neighbour has an Evoque on a 61 plate, it doesn't mean anything, he changes his car every 2 years or so and keeps moving it. He told me it was so his customers didn't realise he had a new car.
Not sure why he think that works, as he swapped his black 5 series for a grey Evoque Pure and now has a white Evoque Autobiography!
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Post by michael on May 19, 2017 20:36:46 GMT
I thought it was a 55!
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2017 8:03:50 GMT
I thought it was a 55 too.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2017 8:08:48 GMT
So, that's two parking spaces and some of the hatched area as well, then...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2017 17:26:35 GMT
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Post by michael on Jul 13, 2017 9:25:08 GMT
Because Elises are just so big...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2017 6:28:23 GMT
The stupidest bit about the stupidly parked car parked by someone stupid is that the whole row of spaces were empty, so stupid could've parked it unstupidly and it would've been perfectly fine.
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Post by michael on Jul 24, 2017 12:34:30 GMT
Taken from Twitter:
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2017 16:40:10 GMT
Borderline acceptable, unlike the wanky sun visor.
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Post by Tim on Jul 25, 2017 9:55:48 GMT
Borderline acceptable, unlike the wanky sun visor. +1 I can't quite work out what it is - a 3 series coupe is my best guess, meaning that without a big bonnet bulge it is NOT M Powered anyway.
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Post by Alex on Jul 25, 2017 13:19:22 GMT
At least he can't be accused of taking away revenue from the car park operator.
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Post by michael on Jul 25, 2017 13:30:37 GMT
The GoPro set up on the dash there. I think the black car to the left is as much at fault in crossing the line.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2017 14:57:03 GMT
Borderline acceptable, unlike the wanky sun visor. +1 I can't quite work out what it is - a 3 series coupe is my best guess, meaning that without a big bonnet bulge it is NOT M Powered anyway.
Looks to be an E92, but I'm sure the M3 version has little vents in the bonnet, as well as the bulge?
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Post by johnc on Jul 25, 2017 15:02:56 GMT
It's got fog lights so it's not an M3.
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Post by Tim on Jul 25, 2017 15:15:29 GMT
No, the bonnet bulge would be clear so its not an M3. It's probably a 320d MSport........
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Post by Roadsterstu on Jul 28, 2017 15:29:41 GMT
It has no front plate and the plate isn't even on the dashboard. Extra wanky, in my mind.
I wonder if the vehicles either side were there when he parked? The black car is definitely gittishly parked and I'd never park next to a van or motorhome parked on the line like that.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2017 21:33:36 GMT
That'll be four spaces then. There were plenty of tandem spots where I stood to take the photo, so they coulda parked there and only used two instead...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2017 19:17:47 GMT
Two special twats at work. Special Mercedes twat appears to have driven in with a flat tyre, too.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2017 15:32:06 GMT
"I've built a garage at the end of my garden so that makes the pavement my driveway, right?"
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Post by Tim on Aug 1, 2017 15:34:32 GMT
Blacked out headlights are a clear sign of a tosser. The parking just confirms it.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2017 15:38:37 GMT
And 3 or 4 minutes later...
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Post by Roadsterstu on Aug 4, 2017 8:18:47 GMT
Neighbour at the back has one driveway/allocated parking space. They have 3 cars, a motorbike and his works van. Now he has SORN'ed one of his cars, uses it as a space to store other shit a bit like a shed and has put it in the communal/sared visitor space. Obviously that is to keep his own drive free when he is out. This is selfish parkery of the highest order.
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Post by Alex on Aug 4, 2017 11:16:48 GMT
Neighbour at the back has one driveway/allocated parking space. They have 3 cars, a motorbike and his works van. Now he has SORN'ed one of his cars, uses it as a space to store other shit a bit like a shed and has put it in the communal/sared visitor space. Obviously that is to keep his own drive free when he is out. This is selfish parkery of the highest order. Does the visitor space class as being off-road? I thought SORN meant you had to keep it on your property. Either way he's being a complete cunt as I'm sure his other vehicles are similarly scattered all over the place.
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Post by Roadsterstu on Aug 6, 2017 11:45:45 GMT
It's privately owned by the estate management company so it is off road.
I get more and more tempted to buy a couple of MOT failures for 50 quid a piece and put them in the cul de sac. Maybe a couple of LWB Transits.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 8, 2017 15:31:35 GMT
It appears that the Shitroen at my work parked in a cunty fashion above wasn't a one off, the twat does it every day.
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