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Don't talk to me about that lying shower of shite. Mate told me a story about him witnessing some yoofs smashing up the local community centre and calling the cops. He said he watched while they arrived and collared a bunch of these oiks but then in the paper the story said the police never caught anyone because they all ran off.

Don't worry about prosecuting anyone, just pay for the £50K worth of damage out of my council tax!