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Nov 22, 2017 14:31:55 GMT
Post by grampa on Nov 22, 2017 14:31:55 GMT
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Nov 22, 2017 14:44:24 GMT
Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2017 14:44:24 GMT
Tosser...
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Nov 22, 2017 14:49:11 GMT
Post by michael on Nov 22, 2017 14:49:11 GMT
It isn't inexplicable.
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Nov 22, 2017 15:06:27 GMT
Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2017 15:06:27 GMT
I take it he smashed a mirror rather than looked into it. How did this get taken on?
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Nov 22, 2017 18:09:02 GMT
Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2017 18:09:02 GMT
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Nov 22, 2017 20:07:02 GMT
Post by johnc on Nov 22, 2017 20:07:02 GMT
Some of the most inept, dysfunctional and totally useless graduates I have had the misfortune to try to train over the years, have been those with the best results from the best universities.
Intelligence doesn't make you good at anything unless it is applied in the right way with a big dose of common sense and good interpersonal skills.
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Nov 22, 2017 21:27:06 GMT
Post by Bob Sacamano v2.0 on Nov 22, 2017 21:27:06 GMT
It's what happens when you convince people they're buying a degree for £40k or so as opposed to being given access to a seat of learning where is up to them to make the best use of the opportunity.
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Nov 22, 2017 21:59:29 GMT
Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2017 21:59:29 GMT
It is an absolute fact that being made to learn French rather than German or Russian led to me not having a high roller life style I would have experienced. I also failed at the numerous get rich quick plans that have been presented by friendly strangers on the internet. Not having the above mentioned skills means that my communicative techniques have not been as polished too causing me to miss out on being married to any of the high class, sorry well educated models and actresses that I have had the opportunity to oggle, pardon me, woo with Asda chocolates and flowers, not being able to afford hotel chocolat and 5 star hotels. I have been forced to live in abject poverty and only had my rightful rewards by scamming, I mean availing myself of special offers when they are basically empty. I believe that should I have been placed on the pedestal, I would be so much better off so I look to government to give me billions in my highly secure, customer serving bank account in used pound coins, not the old one's either. As an aside, my life style has led me to a passionate collecting of Mickey mouse ephemera so an alternative would be one of the 1974 Mickey mouse phones with the lamp, none of those digital one's neither.............
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Nov 22, 2017 23:32:43 GMT
Post by Big Blue on Nov 22, 2017 23:32:43 GMT
Posted this on FB yesterday. I assume no one on his course gained a First?
Yeah right.
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Nov 23, 2017 19:05:22 GMT
Post by Alex on Nov 23, 2017 19:05:22 GMT
It's what happens when you convince people they're buying a degree for £40k or so as opposed to being given access to a seat of learning where is up to them to make the best use of the opportunity. The claimant in question graduated long before the top up tuition fees came in but your point is incredibly valid. Students want to see some value for their £27k fees and come the end of their degree, what's to say more students won't feel they've been somewhat short changed and want their money back! This of course dilutes the whole point of university that it's not about how much contact time you get and making sure you memorise the facts from all your lessons like you did at GCSE. It's about attending lectures in order to help you study the subject and carry out independent research.
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Nov 24, 2017 9:09:10 GMT
Post by grampa on Nov 24, 2017 9:09:10 GMT
Some of the most inept, dysfunctional and totally useless graduates I have had the misfortune to try to train over the years, have been those with the best results from the best universities.
Intelligence doesn't make you good at anything unless it is applied in the right way with a big dose of common sense and good interpersonal skills. As a teenager I used to work in a small hotel bar. For two weeks of the year, the guests were Oxford geology students - obviously all very clever at their subject, but going about everyday life, amongst the most stupid and inept people as a group I've ever met.
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Nov 28, 2017 10:52:48 GMT
Post by Roadsterstu on Nov 28, 2017 10:52:48 GMT
Why did any solicitor think that case had a chance?
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Nov 28, 2017 11:54:40 GMT
Post by johnc on Nov 28, 2017 11:54:40 GMT
Why did any solicitor think that case had a chance? ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ Kerching
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Nov 28, 2017 13:21:05 GMT
Post by Roadsterstu on Nov 28, 2017 13:21:05 GMT
Why did any solicitor think that case had a chance? ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ Kerching Yes, obvious really, isn't it? Laughable claim though.
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Nov 28, 2017 13:26:20 GMT
Post by Big Blue on Nov 28, 2017 13:26:20 GMT
I interviewed a guy that was in his early 30s and had basically been institutionalised. He had a First from Cambridge; research post; masters and PhD. On paper and in some other measure most likely a genius.
Didn't employ him: he would have been annihilated in the office; probably in public life generally.
A friend, an Italian, is very definitely a genius: medical PhD in surgical robots; researcher at UCL. About three years ago he asked my advice. He'd been offered commercial work with one of the big pharmaceutical engineers and wanted to know if I'd recommend him going "out into the world". My advice was simple: You're happy; is doing what you're doing making you happy and is your good lady wife (a Slovak, incidentally, which is why we know one another) happy with what you're doing and that you're happy? Will you still be happy when you're being measured in a way that doesn't necessarily relate to your work but what can be gained from an aspect of your work? I reminded him he has one go at life and happiness and what he leaves in the world is a greater measure than commerciality if your mind is that way inclined, whilst acknowledging that some are driven to have money and things (ahem. me for example).
He's still at UCL and I've never seen him not smiling. All people have different drivers to others.
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Nov 28, 2017 13:39:14 GMT
Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2017 13:39:14 GMT
Good advice. It's in short supply!
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Nov 28, 2017 16:21:40 GMT
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Nov 28, 2017 16:36:00 GMT
Post by Blarno on Nov 28, 2017 16:36:00 GMT
It's very much the same in the motor industry. We've had numerous graduates and post graduates pass through the ranks and none of them have had the slightest inkling of how a car actually works or how you put them together.
Educationally, I have little more than a BTEC and a forklift licence, but vocationally I'm loaded. I'm experienced in construction, mechanics and joinery, plus more. I learnt all this by just doing it and there's not enough of that nowadays. Practical skills seem to be in short supply amongst the younger generations.
(I can't believe I'm using "younger generations" in my sentences. I'm not even 40 yet...)
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Nov 28, 2017 16:44:11 GMT
Post by PG on Nov 28, 2017 16:44:11 GMT
As the old joke goes - A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."
Some things never change.
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Nov 28, 2017 16:47:14 GMT
Post by michael on Nov 28, 2017 16:47:14 GMT
This is part of the problem with a 50% university target - a degree carries far less worth.
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Nov 28, 2017 20:00:16 GMT
Post by Alex on Nov 28, 2017 20:00:16 GMT
Couple that with astronomical tuition fees and you can see why, for some, going down the apprenticeship route is a much better option. We've always employed graduates into the consultancy roles in our business but over the last two years we've had a couple of apprentice consultants who've just finished A levels and they've exceeded all expectations to the point we employed three more recently instead of several degree educated candidates.
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Nov 29, 2017 7:19:27 GMT
Post by humphreythepug on Nov 29, 2017 7:19:27 GMT
The problem now is everyone has a degree of some sort so degrees are now seen as a minimum requirment for many jobs now if you haven't got a degree then you are at a series disadvantage from the off when not that long ago a degree wasn't needed.
I see it with Renault head office staff, they all have degrees, they all come into the dealership to tell you what to do, they are all young, none have ever worked at a dealership (well they've done a 3 month placement on a full salary), yet they "know it all", they follow a given process and don't deviate from it, they are like robots, they don't question head office, they just tell us what to do and how to do it.
We are looking at universities for my youngest, she wants to train to be a vet nurse; 3 years at £9k a year for fees and £8k a year for her loan to pay for accomodation, she will come out of uni having borrowed £33k to go into a job which starts at £18k which has no real possibility of getting above £25k, it's madness.
I did ask why there was no on the job training or an apprenticeship route, there just isn't.
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Nov 29, 2017 8:06:56 GMT
Post by Bob Sacamano v2.0 on Nov 29, 2017 8:06:56 GMT
The problem now is everyone has a degree of some sort so degrees are now seen as a minimum requirment for many jobs now if you haven't got a degree then you are at a series disadvantage from the off when not that long ago a degree wasn't needed. I see it with Renault head office staff, they all have degrees, they all come into the dealership to tell you what to do, they are all young, none have ever worked at a dealership (well they've done a 3 month placement on a full salary), yet they "know it all", they follow a given process and don't deviate from it, they are like robots, they don't question head office, they just tell us what to do and how to do it. We are looking at universities for my youngest, she wants to train to be a vet nurse; 3 years at £9k a year for fees and £8k a year for her loan to pay for accomodation, she will come out of uni having borrowed £33k to go into a job which starts at £18k which has no real possibility of getting above £25k, it's madness. I did ask why there was no on the job training or an apprenticeship route, there just isn't. It is madness - but not for your daughter if her heart is set on that career. She wouldn't pay back any of her loan until she's earning £21k a year and if she earns £25k a year she'd only pay it pack at the rate of £35 a month. So she'd be working in her chosen job for about the same price as her mobile phone contract each month. There is a high demand for vet nurses so she'd be unlikely to be out of work and there are opportunities to move into running a practice, training etc. Follow your dream and the money will probably find you.
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Nov 29, 2017 8:18:31 GMT
Post by johnc on Nov 29, 2017 8:18:31 GMT
The problem now is everyone has a degree of some sort so degrees are now seen as a minimum requirment for many jobs now if you haven't got a degree then you are at a series disadvantage from the off when not that long ago a degree wasn't needed. I see it with Renault head office staff, they all have degrees, they all come into the dealership to tell you what to do, they are all young, none have ever worked at a dealership (well they've done a 3 month placement on a full salary), yet they "know it all", they follow a given process and don't deviate from it, they are like robots, they don't question head office, they just tell us what to do and how to do it. We are looking at universities for my youngest, she wants to train to be a vet nurse; 3 years at £9k a year for fees and £8k a year for her loan to pay for accomodation, she will come out of uni having borrowed £33k to go into a job which starts at £18k which has no real possibility of getting above £25k, it's madness. I did ask why there was no on the job training or an apprenticeship route, there just isn't. Send her to Scotland for a year where she can get a job in a vet's practice. She can then access free University education!
Glasgow's vet school is about 2 miles from where I am sitting at the moment.
A bit tongue in cheek but quite do-able and I am aware of a few people who have done just that.
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Nov 29, 2017 8:41:12 GMT
Post by Boxer6 on Nov 29, 2017 8:41:12 GMT
When we first got our dogs we employed a dog-walker, who was the father of a lassie who'd been a vet nurse at our vet's. Fast forward 11 years and she is now practice manager at one of Forth Valley's biggest vet practice AND she& her husband own a very successful kennels. It can be done.
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Nov 29, 2017 8:50:56 GMT
Post by michael on Nov 29, 2017 8:50:56 GMT
When we first got our dogs we employed a dog-walker, who was the father of a lassie who'd been a vet nurse at our vet's. Fast forward 11 years and she is now practice manager at one of Forth Valley's biggest vet practice AND she& her husband own a very successful kennels. It can be done. In that context I was imagining a Sable Collie for a few seconds.
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Nov 29, 2017 9:48:59 GMT
Post by humphreythepug on Nov 29, 2017 9:48:59 GMT
The problem now is everyone has a degree of some sort so degrees are now seen as a minimum requirment for many jobs now if you haven't got a degree then you are at a series disadvantage from the off when not that long ago a degree wasn't needed. I see it with Renault head office staff, they all have degrees, they all come into the dealership to tell you what to do, they are all young, none have ever worked at a dealership (well they've done a 3 month placement on a full salary), yet they "know it all", they follow a given process and don't deviate from it, they are like robots, they don't question head office, they just tell us what to do and how to do it. We are looking at universities for my youngest, she wants to train to be a vet nurse; 3 years at £9k a year for fees and £8k a year for her loan to pay for accomodation, she will come out of uni having borrowed £33k to go into a job which starts at £18k which has no real possibility of getting above £25k, it's madness. I did ask why there was no on the job training or an apprenticeship route, there just isn't. Send her to Scotland for a year where she can get a job in a vet's practice. She can then access free University education!
Glasgow's vet school is about 2 miles from where I am sitting at the moment.
A bit tongue in cheek but quite do-able and I am aware of a few people who have done just that.
Got my calculations wrong she will amass £51k worth of debt (I didn't go to uni!!) I think she is set on Middlesex, she isn't bothered about any debt as she is aware she will never pay it back in full and it isn't like a normal loan. Yes Bob we know there is a huge shortage of vet nurses, my daughter has access to available vet nurse positions and there are literally hundreds, the course she wants to do is 3 years as opposed to the norm of 4 years, it is more intensive to get fully qualified vet nurses out into the work place as quickly as possible, it sounds as though it is bloody hard work and a massive commitment, fortunately her current and predicted grades are distinction all round so she shouldn't have an issue getting in somewhere.
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Dec 4, 2017 14:33:57 GMT
Post by Tim on Dec 4, 2017 14:33:57 GMT
The problem now is everyone has a degree of some sort so degrees are now seen as a minimum requirment for many jobs now if you haven't got a degree then you are at a series disadvantage from the off when not that long ago a degree wasn't needed.
To me a large part of the problem is that while so many people have degrees now that they have become somewhat devalued the students are still being sent out into the world with the view that they are a graduate and therefore better/worth more than everyone else.
Sadly there aren't THAT many jobs that require a degree so a lot of them are going to end up doing something a lot more menial and lower paid than they expected.
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Dec 6, 2017 20:28:47 GMT
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Post by Alex on Dec 6, 2017 20:28:47 GMT
Tbh my first job after uni involved some stuffing envelopes alongside kids who’d just finished their GCSE’s but I never got above my station about it. I just worked hard and got promoted to a better position. Graduates just need to stay grounded and accept they won’t be a high flyer straight away.
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